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I always thought one of the worst things about Twilight was that the vampires had nothing better to do then go to high school, play baseball, or stalk boring teenage girls. You're a vampire, you're going to live forever! Go do interesting stuff.

Anyway, I wouldn't manage baseball-playing vampires. I would get a female vampire roller derby team. At least beat people up, if you're not going to cure cancer or run amok in Venice.
orange_prose: She-devil from Echo Bazaar (Default)
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ARGH I HATE THE WORLD!




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Anyway, ask me again when men have their penises cut off at thirteen so they can never enjoy sex with anyone ever. Or when they can't go outside without a female to watch them. Or if they get shot for being raped, and their sister gets shot too because she should have prevented it. Or even when they make seventy-five cents and a woman makes a dollar for the same job, at the same company, when the woman is right beside them on the assembly line.

Or failing all of this, when someone but me answers this without bullshit about make-up and periods.
orange_prose: She-devil from Echo Bazaar (Default)
[Error: unknown template qotd] Only the Heimleich maneuver. Only on myself. Does that count?
orange_prose: She-devil from Echo Bazaar (Default)
My first word was Do. Pronounced "dough." It was how I referred to my father for the first three years of my life. Then my grandpa's "Dee." My mom was always disappointed it took me forever to say her name.

I also would only write the first few letters of a word while I was learning to write. I guess I was a lazy child.

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