Writer's Block: Fantasy Sports

[orange_prose]

I always thought one of the worst things about Twilight was that the vampires had nothing better to do then go to high school, play baseball, or stalk boring teenage girls. You're a vampire, you're going to live forever! Go do interesting stuff.

Anyway, I wouldn't manage baseball-playing vampires. I would get a female vampire roller derby team. At least beat people up, if you're not going to cure cancer or run amok in Venice.