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"I hate blogs. Blogs are for angry people who are sitting at their computer with a glass of wine at midnight with nothing better to do. No companies use blogs anymore."

http://clientsfromhell.net/
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http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/925521/plastic-surgeon-builds-his-ideal-wife


A German plastic surgeon has told how he built himself the perfect wife after wedding a "dowdy" woman "for her potential".

Mr Vossough told German news website BILD.de that he thinks a woman should be "like a jewel that enhances the man"


Yeah.
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I always thought one of the worst things about Twilight was that the vampires had nothing better to do then go to high school, play baseball, or stalk boring teenage girls. You're a vampire, you're going to live forever! Go do interesting stuff.

Anyway, I wouldn't manage baseball-playing vampires. I would get a female vampire roller derby team. At least beat people up, if you're not going to cure cancer or run amok in Venice.
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I watched a new show on the SciFi channel yesterday. The channel is important, because they actually now call themselves the SyFy channel, but I and my mom decided that that is stupid and we are going to ignore it. We think it is trying to make them seem young so that they can attract new people.

Anyway, the show was called Warehouse 13, and it was good! It had explosions and a mystery and a girl who might be psychic! I liked it, but I'm not going to tell you any more about it, because I want everyone to see it so that SciFi won't cancel it for something crappy. I will be heartbroken.

My only complaint was that the woman was all angry-face throughout the show, while the guy actually liked weird stuff (and cookies! There is a running joke about cookies.). Why are the girls never any fun?

And, [livejournal.com profile] mightycarrot, there is a ferret!

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